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Business Stationary Mart - How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship & Musical Theater
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List Price: $10.95
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Manufacturer: Broadway
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Binding: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 813.6
EAN: 9780767918541
ISBN: 0767918541
Label: Broadway
Manufacturer: Broadway
Number Of Items: 1
Number Of Pages: 288
Publication Date: 2005-08-02
Publisher: Broadway
Release Date: 2005-08-02
Studio: Broadway
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Summary: Love it!
Comment: I absolutely love this novel. I can read it over and over again, and it makes me laugh so hard I almost cry. I've lent it to everyone I know, and they also love it. I can't wait for Marc Acito's future novels!
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Summary: funny with a lot of heart
Comment: Marc Acito's book, How I Paid for College, is a fast-paced, thrilling, completely hilarious read full of everything the subtitle suggests (sex, theft, friendship, and musical theater).
Follow the adventures of Edward Zanni as he struggles to find a way to pay for college after his father refuses to pay for acting school. This book is full of one zany adventure after the other, with each one topping the previous with laugh out loud moments.
The cast of characters is really what makes the book, which includes a very well-endowed jock turned theater guy, a cheerleader/actress who enjoys a little cunninglingus action done in one of the most creative ways I've ever read, an evil "stepmonster," a geeky jewish guy with a talent for breaking the law ... and on and on.
In the midst of all the laughs, Edward discovers who he is and the value of real friendship. That's the most charming thing about this book - the amount of heart in it.
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Summary: All the Details
Comment: Acito, Marc. "How I Paid for College", Broadway Books, 2005.
All the Details
Amos Lassen
"How I Paid for College" finds humor in almost everything that most gay men love--musical theater, sex, piano bars, sex, tricks, hustling, and sex. In other words this is a book about sex--right?
Ed Zanni, a bisexual high school drama school star is told that his wealthy father and bitchy stepmother that they will not pay his tuition to Julliard. His menagerie of friends is willing to engage in fraud, blackmail and forgery to help him pay his way to drama school. Zanni is dying to get away from home and to college. He decides to move in with a friend so that he can establish financial independence in order to get a scholarship but can't seem to hold a minimum wage job. Finally his friend Nathan makes up a plan for him to steal from his gold-digging mother, Dagmar who has managed to sneak cash from her husband and keep it in a secret account. They set up a sham non-profit foundation which is to give a scholarship to someone who was born in Hoboken but of course there are problems with this.
The book, however, is more about teen sexuality than anything else. There is snappy writing here and the book is a laugh riot. Acito's imagination runs wild and we get to see teenagers involved in high crimes--all in the name of higher education. Here is a coming-of-age story that is a farce and is one of the funniest books I have ever read. Let's look at Eddie's friends--there is a drama geek football player combo, a guy who loves to break the law, a beautiful sweetie who loves sex, a cheerleader who is his girlfriend, a football player who is his boyfriend and a Middle Eastern beauty. Other characters include a handicapped gay drama teacher, Dagmar, his stepmother, Frank Sinatra fans and an entire supporting cast of some real weirdoes.
There are three kinds of people who should not read this book--homophobes who are weak at heart, insomniacs who read to fall asleep (this book will keep you up all night) and people who laugh loudly.
Here is a great fun read that will have you wanting more...and more...and more.
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Summary: hilarious!!
Comment: The only small negative comment I have: it made me feel so boring! I wish my youth was that interesting :)
But, seriously, read this book. It is hilarious, I've read it several times and it still makes me snort/giggle/laugh out loud!!
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Summary: Mon Favorite!!!
Comment: This is my favorite book. ever.
Bottom Line.
This novel is amazing. To anyone interested in theatre this novel is something which you will read again and again.
ignore anything negative people have said about this because it is AMAZING!
OMFG. You have no idea. I have read this at least 20 times since it was first released and I am still laughing to myself and picking out little bits and pieces which I had forgotten since my last read.
Edward Zanni is the ultimate theatre kid.
One can only hope that a boy like he is as wonderful as portrayed in this book.
Of course, it is said this is just the life of Marc Acito.
If so, GO MARC! His life was amazing!
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Editorial Reviews:
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A deliciously funny romp of a novel about one overly theatrical and sexually confused New Jersey teenager’s larcenous quest for his acting school tuition.
It’s 1983 in Wallingford, New Jersey, a sleepy bedroom community outside of Manhattan. Seventeen-year-old Edward Zanni, a feckless Ferris Bueller–type, is Peter Panning his way through a carefree summer of magic and mischief. The fun comes to a halt, however, when Edward’s father remarries and refuses to pay for Edward to study acting at Juilliard.
Edward’s truly in a bind. He’s ineligible for scholarships because his father earns too much. He’s unable to contact his mother because she’s somewhere in Peru trying to commune with Incan spirits. And, as a sure sign he’s destined for a life in the arts, Edward’s incapable of holding down a job. So he turns to his loyal (but immoral) misfit friends to help him steal the tuition money from his father, all the while practicing for his high school performance of Grease. Disguising themselves as nuns and priests, they merrily scheme their way through embezzlement, money laundering, identity theft, forgery, and blackmail. But, along the way, Edward also learns the value of friendship, hard work, and how you’re not really a man until you can beat up your father—metaphorically, that is.
How I Paid for College is a farcical coming-of-age story that combines the first-person tone of David Sedaris with the byzantine plot twists of Armistead Maupin. It is a novel for anyone who has ever had a dream or a scheme, and it marks the introduction to an original and audacious talent.
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